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Goose-Stepping Towards The Election

Leftists say voting Republican makes you basically Hitler. But did you know you are the concentration camp guards too?

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Safety Knives – The Knives Of The Future!

First there were safety scissors. Now get ready for Safety Knives! Hurry up and order now!

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Private Jets And Spaceships For The Lord

Will you please make the decision to partner with me today to buy a private spaceship? I know you will be blessed by it.

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When A Liberal Billionaire Acts Like A Commoner, Epic Cringe Ensues

When a liberal billionaire trust fund baby pretended to understand the working man, a truly horrible ad was born.

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Octopus … From … Space!!!

Some scientists have found their own personal messiah in the space octopus.

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Why Does A Pedophilia Advocate Have Political Asylum Protection In The U.S.?

The U.S. Government granted political asylum to a Singaporean teenager calling himself “The Asian Pedophile”. Why???

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Pro-Wrestler “Kane” Wins GOP Primary

Famous Professional Wrestler Kane chokeslammed his competition on the way to a GOP Primary victory Tuesday evening.

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Unhappy Birthday, Karl Marx

May 5 will be Karl Marx’s 200th birthday. Leftists celebrate their favorite maniac.

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Wrestling with Saudi Arabia

When does a professional wrestling show morph into international politics and propaganda?

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Jail – One Man’s Get-Out-Of-Work-Free Card

Did you ever hate your job so much that you’d rather go to prison than work? One man in the Seattle area did.

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Why Are We Here? The One Question Science Can’t Answer

Science thinks it has all the answers, but it really depends on what questions are being asked.

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UPDATE: YouTube Shooter Reportedly Female, 4 Wounded

Update: Female YouTube shooter reportedly dead; 4 wounded.

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The Worst Day Ever

The path to glory often runs through pain. Black Saturday was a day of sorrow and misery to make Easter more glorious.

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Praise For United Airlines – Yes, Really!

A stroke over the Atlantic, a diverted plane flight, and proper customer care. It was a crazy weekend!

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When A Veto On Gun Control Isn’t Really A Veto On Gun Control

Illinois’ Governor just vetoed a gun control bill. Sadly, it’s not as positive as you may think.

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Did Archeologists Discover Isaiah The Prophet’s Personal Seal?

Did a recent excavation in Jerusalem unearth an archeological artifact belonging to the Biblical prophet Isaiah?

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Fools For Curling

Historic Curling success for the USA was achieved last night, and super-fan Mr. T was cheering them on the whole way.

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Rejoice! The National Nightmare Is Over!

Rejoice! New England Patriots lost to the Philadelphia Eagles tonight in Super Bowl LII, ending their reign of terror.

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Oof Canada!

“O Canada” will now be gender-neutral. Canada changes one line of national anthem, but why stop there? Sarcasm Ahead!

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Are You Ready? It’s The X … F … L!!!

The XFL is back, Bay-Bay!
Vince McMahon of the WWE is bringing back his disaster of a sports idea for one more try.

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