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If You Could Stop Humping Trump’s Leg For Just a Minute, You Could See He Screwed the Pooch on This

The President of the United States, for reasons no one can really understand, decided he wanted out and wanted out immediately. Perhaps someone should have told him the withdrawal method is no more effective on the battlefield than it is in preventing pregnancy.Our Syrian strategy has been deeply, deeply flawed. That is not the President's fault. That is Barack Obama's fault. But instead of bringing some rational order to the process, the President has brought even more chaos with this chaotic withdrawal. It is a chaos that will eventually find its way back to us.All the President's leg humpers are cheering this on as the President being bold, taking a stand, and bringing our troops home. The troops are still there, the President's stand is more a half-assed leg raise by a Syrian shaped fire hydrant, and it is as bold as five year old off brand cayenne pepper. It is dumbassery with no logical explanation that defied the advice of all his senior advisers save for some idiot on Fox willing to get a lot of Americans killed in the name of ending endless wars.

I realize when you’re so busy leg humping the President you can’t really see what’s actually happening. But the President has really screwed up the situation in the Middle East. And b.s. on him “ending endless wars.” He’s actually made it much more likely we will never be able to get out of the Middle East and he’s actually sending a few thousand troops to Saudi Arabia.

So many of the President’s leg humpers think the left will win if they dare stop bouncing on his leg for one minute to say, “Mr. President, perhaps you should not have done this.”

Owning the left means making increasingly creative excuses for the President while our soldiers in Syria are getting shot at by the Turks.

Here’s the reality. The Kurds we allied with in Syria are terrible people. They are not the peace loving Kurds everyone is using as the poster children for Kurdish sainthood. They are actually pretty terrible people. In fact, they are a bunch of commies who the United States lists as a terrorist organization.

Yes, for those of you grinning that I’m bashing those who can’t stop fluffing the President for one moment to admit he screwed something up, you’re cheering on a bunch of communist-nationalists who your own country lists as a terrorist group.

But the Kurds! The Kurds!

Of course, the situation is more complicated than that and the President is not playing multi-dimensional chess. He’s just acting like a dumbass in this instance and now doubling down on stupid.

The PKK Kurds who are our battlefield allies in Northern Syria are, frankly, more loyal to us these past few years than the Turks have been, even without being part of NATO. By allowing Turkey in to kill the Kurds, despite the President’s lies now pretending his original statements never happened, the President has pissed off a terrorist organization that had actually been working with us. He’s going to create an Al Qaeda out of the Kurds like what happened with the Mujahideen in Afghanistan.

But wait…it gets better.

One of the things this group has been doing is ruthlessly fighting ISIS with us. In fact, they’ve been our ISIS jailers, or at least they were. They aren’t now. They’ve left the area or been killed. Turkey does not care about ISIS because when Turkey talks about wiping out the terrorists, they’re talking about the PKK, not ISIS.

So now ISIS can regroup. The PKK is making an alliance with Syria and Russia. Meanwhile, the Turks are firing at the United States’s positions in Northern Syria and a lot of Christians are going to die in the process. Yay for religious liberty.

The President of the United States, for reasons no one can really understand, decided he wanted out and wanted out immediately. Perhaps someone should have told him the withdrawal method is no more effective on the battlefield than it is in preventing pregnancy.

Our Syrian strategy has been deeply, deeply flawed. That is not the President’s fault. That is Barack Obama’s fault. But instead of bringing some rational order to the process, the President has brought even more chaos with this chaotic withdrawal. It is a chaos that will eventually find its way back to us.

All the President’s leg humpers are cheering this on as the President being bold, taking a stand, and bringing our troops home. The troops are still there, the President’s stand is more a half-assed leg raise by a Syrian shaped fire hydrant, and it is as bold as five year old off brand cayenne pepper. It is dumbassery with no logical explanation that defied the advice of all his senior advisers save for some idiot on Fox willing to get a lot of Americans killed in the name of ending endless wars.

This President got elected with a lot of people saying not to worry, he was surrounded by good people who would give him good advice. Most of those people fled the place and the President isn’t even willing to listen to the advice of the B,C, and D-listers around him now — let alone the few remaining Allstars. It’s going to be really hard to continue supporting a man who hasn’t ended endless wars, but endlessly inflamed war-torn areas with public policy dreamed up by a bunch of people banging on keyboards between the rebounds from humping his legs.

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