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Mitch Nukes Merrick Garland…Again

When a nuclear bomb is dropped, a person’s shadow can be left behind on a wall, floor, or any other backdrop. All that remains of the vaporized person is their haunting imprint.

This morning, notorious Twitter user, Comfortably Smug, posted proof that McConnell has in fact nuked Merrick Garland.

All that is left is Merrick’s shadow, plastered to the background of a webpage.

It was a covert operation of course, likely a tactical nuke. The bomb was designed to be discreet. In fact, an overview of the site shows no evidence of this nuclear decimation.

But if you know where to look, you can see it with perfect clarity.


There you have it. A shadow of Merrick Garland plastered to the wall of a webpage. Forever charred by the nuclear blast of Mitch McConnell.

Whoever designed this webpage is a genius. Here’s to the brilliance of Cocaine Mitch’s team.

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