So you folks might have heard that there’s a Senate race going on in Montana. It pits Democrat incumbent Jon Tester against Republican rancher and businessman Matt Rosendale. This race is important to Republican efforts to retain control of the US Senate. The race is tight — within the margin of error according to polling that is from before the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings.
You may also know that guns and the 2nd Amendment are kind of a big deal in Montana, where hunting is quite popular.
What you probably didn’t know is that Jon Tester was apparently a cattle rustler in his younger years, according to Tester’s Communications Director. Responding to Mr. Rosendale’s tweet that pointed out Tester’s “D” rating from the NRA, Sen. Tester’s campaign claimed that Sen. Tester used to make “a living shooting hundreds of cows and hogs.” This is evidence that Tester knows guns! Because shooting cows is a viable livelihood.
Besides, his gun is a lethal weapon, and it loves the taste of blood. If he hunted more often than every six years, there would be no bacon or New York strip steaks left in the grocery store. Sen. Tester is Public Enemy Number 1 in the barnyard!
Let me tell you, Jon Tester is one bad hombre, partner!