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Goose-Stepping Towards The Election

Leftists say voting Republican makes you basically Hitler. But did you know you are the concentration camp guards too?

You hear the hyperbole all the time on social media from media figures and random online trolls, comparing conservatives to Nazis. It’s getting really old and cliché at this point. But as much as you hear it from Leftist activists, you may have noticed that you don’t usually hear it from politicians unless they live in deeply liberal areas of the country like San Francisco or New York City. Most districts have a certain number of conservatives, and for obvious reasons, politicians don’t want to stir up people at home more than necessary.

Well, one marketing genius wants to change all that. And when I say marketing genius, I mean he technically has some experience in the field. Donny Deutsch is a minor MSNBC contributor, wannabe TV celebrity, and former Chairman of a New York City advertising and marketing firm. Basically, he aspired to be everything that Trump was but only reached mild success at it.

As the head of the marketing firm Deutsch Inc., he was once paid to tell corporations how to reach John Q. Public, so he has some background in messaging. And now he’s bringing that brilliance to politics!

“We can no longer say Trump’s the bad guy. If you vote for Trump, you’re the bad guy,” Deutsch said on “Morning Joe.”

“If you vote for Trump, you are ripping children from parents’ arms,” he added. ““What the Democrats have to do is make the next election a referendum on not who Trump is, but who you are.”

“If you vote for Trump then you, the voter, you, not Donald Trump, are standing at the border, like Nazis, going ‘you here, you here,’” Deutsch said.

It’s a mystery why marketing executives fail to understand and tap conservative American consumers. I mean, that’s EXACTLY what middle America voters want to hear! I cannot think of anything that will win back the white working class for the Democrats faster than accusing them of genocide. What voter wouldn’t want to hear a candidate insult and berate them?

I can see Mr. Deutsch’s ad campaign now:

Sieg Heil you bigot,

Do you want basic immigration laws enforced?

Then you want to personally imprison and murder millions of people.

Are you tired of paying outrageous taxes?

Then you are personally active in starving billions around the world, who just want a better life.

Are you sick of government regulations dictating your life and business?

Then you are personally marching whole families towards Sophie’s Choice.

Are you afraid of losing more liberties to totalitarian liberals?

Then you are personally pushing people with your own hands into ovens and gas chambers.

Don’t be a Nazi! Vote Democrat.

I’m Out Of Touch, and I approved this message.

Brilliant!!! I’m voting for that guy! I can’t believe no one thought of this before.

If only Hillary Clinton had insulted working class voters, accused them of selfish motivations, and maybe even called them deplorable, she’d have won that election!

Deutsch evidently thinks voting for a candidate equates to taking personal responsibility for the candidate’s policies. So does he suggest a Nuremberg war trial for all Trump voters? In that case, how are we going to handle all the personal responsibility for Leftist voters for their degenerate policies? They have their own genocide going on with the unborn after all. Should each faction of voters take turns arresting the other?

The funniest part of Deutsch’s suggestion is that Trump isn’t even on the ballot this fall. It’s true his policies are to a degree, but plenty of Republican candidates don’t even like Trump. But just for argument’s sake, let’s say someone was Never Trump and only voted for Never Trump Republicans – are they still Nazis, Donny? I doubt that matters. If you’re not voting for extremist left-wing Democrats, you are literally a genocidal, blood-thirsty monster. And Godwin’s Law agrees – THAT is a winning argument.


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