Desperate Democrats, who have lost literally every seriously-contested race, at every level, everywhere, are now turning to self-satire in hopes that something will stop their slide into a leftist political ghetto defined by bicoastal urbanites.
In their deepest conclaves, the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee came up with the mother of all stupid slogans.
Have you seen the other guys?
This is not The Onion. It’s real, folks. Adam Serwer, senior editor at The Atlantic, saw no humor.
Dems are asking people to vote on a new sticker and I'm not sure anyone in history has been as bad at this. pic.twitter.com/isYaZV60Dp
— Mazel Tov Cocktail (@AdamSerwer) July 5, 2017
Just in case you missed it…
The Republican counterpart to the woeful and hapless DCCC, the NRCC, wasted no time trolling.
We like this slogan better
— NRCC (@NRCC) July 5, 2017
They might as well print stickers that say “Democrats: We are losers, but don’t make us angry.” The Party of Outrage has run the well of tears dry and now must look to Republicans to justify its existence.
And I thought the GOP was sadly bereft of purpose.
The cruelest way to deal with the Party of George Wallace and Jim Crow is to simply point and laugh. But that may be the only way to knock some sense into a group so committed to political suicide that they can’t even see how ridiculous they’ve become compared to normally adjusted adults.
Don’t get me wrong: I love to see Democrats lose. But when one party has resorted to nothing more than “we’re not them” as its entire message, we all lose a little bit of IQ (and our souls) in the transaction.
Democrats: grow up and start #Adulting and figure out why you have been losing everywhere. Then maybe it will occur to you that your slogans aren’t the only thing that’s bankrupt.
H/T to William Teach at Pirate’s Cove for the image. I couldn’t steal his but he inspired the one I used.